LOS ANGELES, CA — Popular comedian-writer-producer Larry David was the victim of ominous threats over the weekend, as witnesses reported hearing beloved children's character Elmo singing softly as David attempted to flee his own home.
David caused controversy last week after physically assaulting Elmo during an appearance on NBC's TODAY . Though the incident was downplayed publicly by both parties, reports over the weekend indicated Elmo was on a quest for revenge. The Sesame Street character apparently stalked David throughout Saturday evening, culminating in following the Curb Your Enthusiasm star to his home in the luxurious Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles.
"One, two, Elmo's coming for you," the furry, red puppet was heard singing quietly in the night as David scrambled to

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