The narration at the beginning of the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre perfectly set the tone for what was to come. It struck fear in the hearts of generations of moviegoers and taught them words like macabre and idyllic. Let’s take a listen…

If we told you that that was the work of a veteran narrator with a long list of documentaries to his name, the chances are you’d accept it without batting an eyelash. But we’re not gonna tell you that; the primary reason being that it’s not even a little bit true. No, see, that chilling voiceover you just heard came to us courtesy of none other than John Larroquette. And to avoid any further confusion, we’re talking about the John Larroquette from Night Court—and also that other, newer Night Court—not some obscure film narrator who happens to have t

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