PALM BEACH, FL — President-Elect Donald Trump took time out of his Christmas holiday to announce that, once he takes office, any American caught drinking tea instead of coffee would immediately be detained for questioning under the suspicion they are a British spy.

"Americans drink coffee," Trump said. "It's what our founding fathers fought for — and I love our founding fathers almost as I love a good cup of Joe. But not Joe Biden. That's never good."

Though Trump hasn't officially assumed office yet, he's been getting a lot of work done in an unofficial capacity ahead of his January 20th inauguration including assembling his cabinet, meeting with world leaders, and instigating a healthy fear of the British.

"Trump is bringing shades of McCarthyism back to America, only instead of a red

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