Mark Zuckerberg Did Not Like Billie Eilish Telling Him To Be a Good Person

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Signing up for Facebook was such a big deal at my high school (sorry). You had to know somebody who already had it so they could invite you, and then you had to lie about being a college student. It was cool, man. I made my profile picture a black & white of me singing with a band for the talent show the year before. I sounded terrible, but the picture looked dope. Plus, my girlfriend and I had just broken up, so I knew that having a Facebook profile with that picture would be my ticket to a date or two.

I set that bad boy up and waited for the ladies to reach out to me, as I was sure they were going to do. Never happened. Fast forward a few years,

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