U.S. - Democratic leadership is reportedly spooked by new polling data which indicates even the dead may vote Republican in November. Voter turnout is expected to be the highest ever recorded.
Experts warn a "Red Wave" may cover the nation as both the living and dead push back against key Democratic policies such as child grooming and seeing how high inflation can get.
Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has sounded the alarm in Congress, advising senators to double down on their unpopular policies in an attempt to improve poll numbers among the dead. "The dead need their student loans paid!" he said in an emotional address on the Senate floor.
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, meanwhile, has suggested rising sea levels as a result of climate change are to blame if a giant wave ends up flood

 The Babylon Bee
 The Babylon Bee
 Local News in Pennsylvania
 Local News in Pennsylvania Raw Story
 Raw Story RadarOnline
 RadarOnline AlterNet
 AlterNet Country Living
 Country Living Vogue
 Vogue Vogue Fashion
 Vogue Fashion The Times of Northwest Indiana Crime
 The Times of Northwest Indiana Crime