Kids may say the darndest things, but parents post about them in the funniest ways.

Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents across social media platforms like X, Threads and Bluesky to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch.

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My kid said I look like the evil stepmother in Cinderella, and I said that’s funny because I’m the one doing all the chores. — krista (@kristabellerina) October 27, 2025

Our kids hate our Halloween costume. pic.twitter.com/1A0vvU96H2 — Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) October 25, 2025

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