The owner of a haunted house in Pennsylvania has a new idea to spook his patrons: the eerie whirring of fans, the humming of electricity, and the looming specter of an overhyped speculative bubble doomed to pop. That’s right, he wants to build an AI data center, according to a report from Bloomberg .

Derek Strine runs Pennhurst Asylum, a haunted house that lives inside the abandoned remains of a state-run medical institute. And while the property has been thoroughly monetized—hosting everything from historical tours and photography sessions to overnight “paranormal investigations” when not being used for a classic haunt in which the asylum is overrun by spooky actors (OooOOoohhh it’s a non-uuuuuunion joooobbbb)—the owner has apparently been possessed by the spirit of late-stage capitali

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