DALLAS, TX — The age-old tradition of people spending their free time engaging in activities that are far less relaxing than their work and responsibilities was carried on this week, as a man with a very stressful life decided to unwind by watching a very stressful basketball game.
Daniel Barnes came home after a particularly stressful day of work and completed a tense discussion with his wife about the state of the family's finances but couldn't wait to finish dinner and get the kids to bed so he could finally loosen up and make himself more upset by sitting down to watch an infuriating Mavericks game.
"Now I get to sit back and shave a few years off my life," Barnes said as he descended into indescribable frustration and intermittent shouting at the television. "Today was just… ugh. Ro

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