OAKS, PHILADELPHIA — The Kennel Club‘s annual dog show competition was taken by storm this year by first-ever trans furry competitor Blake Ruff. The decision was made unanimously by judges to award Mr. Ruff with the event‘s most coveted title of ‘Best In Show'. According to sources, Blake Ruff had never won a single competition of any sort in his life until he realized that he's not a mediocre adult male — he's actually a Blue Alaskan Malamute.

"Recognizing who I truly am has been a liberating journey!" said Mr. Ruff hiking his leg and urinating on the public sidewalk. "I've always been a dog on the inside and now the world can finally see the real me!"

"I still can't believe we made it, Blake-y! We did it boy you won!" said Chaz Brown, Blake's handler and trainer, as he commanded Blake

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