LOUISVILLE, KY - According to The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, its President Al Mohler will be offline for scheduled maintenance Wednesday. The work is expected to take anywhere from four to six hours, during which time Mohler will be unavailable for tweeting, writing articles, writing books, recording podcasts, delivering speeches, participating in debates, or running the seminary.
Gilbert Atreides, head systems engineer for the SBTS Office of Campus Technology, filled students and faculty in on the erratic behavior that led the department to accelerate Mohler's firmware release schedule. "Quality Assurance began receiving reports of anomalies that could only be explained as faults in Mohler's source code. On a recent episode of 'The Briefing,' Mohler stuttered momentarily. At

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