BOSTON, MA - Local couple Brad and Tanya Washington have finally achieved their dream of homeownership, purchasing a dilapidated crack house for a mere $100,000 over the asking price.

"What a steal! Look honey, there's still an intact window over here!" said a jubilant Mr. Washington. "Wow, just think - someday there could be a baby crib where that hobo is sleeping!"

Mr. and Mrs. Washington began their home search over a year ago, looking for a two-story home in a good school district with well-established trees and quaint Northeastern charm. They excitedly made their first offer on a perfect find, only to learn theirs was the 113th offer and they had been outbid by seven million dollars.

"We had to change our priorities a little. Instead of looking for the perfect school district, we b

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