If you had to read all the court documents mentioned below, you’d be slogging through over 250 pages of filings, and why would you waste your beautiful mind on something like that?

Instead, we’ll suffer through President Donald Trump’s bloated brief in his ongoing attempts to make his criminal convictions go away, and the latest emergency Supreme Court application from Trump’s solicitor general, and the Department of Justice letter featuring some truly creative math-ing to cover up the fact that the administration lied to a lower court. And you’ll just get the highlights—or lowlights.

I ain’t reading all that. I’m happy for u tho, or sorry that happened.

Trump has finally appealed his New York state conviction in his hush-money case, where he was found guilty on 34 felony counts.

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