U.S. - After banning the popular chant "Let's Go Biden", NASCAR officials have confirmed that no cheering or chanting of any kind will be allowed at NASCAR events. Instead, the organization announced today, all fans will be asked to wear top hats and monocles while sipping champagne, and may only root for their favorite drivers with a polite golf-clap and by saying, "Jolly good show, mate."

Organizers confirmed the new restrictions in a press conference today and emphasized that no fan will be admitted without a fancy-pants top hat and exquisite monocle.

"This will make these events quite classy, you see," said NASCAR CEO and founder, Sir Bob Nascar, as he twirled his mustache and rested his gold cane on his shoulder. "For far too long we have been letting the riff-raff run amok at these

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