CHICAGO, IL - Researchers at a top Christian university Friday revealed a stunning find, as linguistic scholars have at long last pinpointed the ambiguous phrase "thorn in my flesh" used by Paul in his second letter to the Corinthians to be a reference to the seasonal pop ballad "Last Christmas" by English pop duo Wham!.

Biblical commentators have been divided on the phrase for years, with many surmising it was some kind of physical ailment, and others supposing that it was a personal struggle with sin.

But the new theory that it was in fact Wham!'s "Last Christmas" playing on repeat makes perfect sense, according to Bible scholars.

"Ridiculous lyrics, repetitive synth melody, George Michael's voice, the fact that it's played nonstop for a full month every year - it has all the required

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