U.S. — Plumbers across the country are advising voting stations to perform common-sense pipe inspections ahead of midterm elections in light of a bombshell new report that speculates water pipes are so excited for midterms "they could just burst."

"Your pipe is probably thinking, 'Ohh, Stacey Abrams for governor. I can't believe it's going to happen!' and then BOOM — water all over the floor," warns presidential plumber Zachary Roosevelt.

"You need to be careful with what pipes are exposed to," he continued. "Quickly changing temperatures, calcium build-up, and any news that Republicans are pulling ahead in votes are big problems for pipes."

Water spillage during election season is not a new phenomenon. Amidst high voter turnout, water pipes famously burst in Georgia while votes were

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