NEW YORK, NY — The entire cast of the all-female talk show ‘The View' was forced to get rabies shots this week after Whoopi Goldberg bit all of them.
The incident occurred after Goldberg said on-air that Trump would banish interracial marriage if elected. Following her comments, she then ran around the studio biting all members of the cast and crew, prompting doctors to rush on stage and give everyone a rabies shot.
"He's gonna deport you and put the white guy with someone else!" Golberg yelled before biting every person in the room, running directly through a plate glass window, and rampaging through the streets of New York City.
"I'm worried she might have had rabies," Doctor Leo Martin told members of the press. "The way she was acting, sort of foaming at the mouth and yelling nonsen

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