LOS ANGELES, CA — In celebration of a historic weekend that brought excitement and joy to the entire city, crowds gathered downtown as Los Angeles hosted yet another flamboyant Pride parade.
Revelers from throughout the greater L.A. metropolitan area made the trek into town, where they engaged in dancing, waving flags, and other austentacious displays of gayness that observers said topped the city's previous Pride parade from earlier in the year.
"This one was even more gay," said one witness. "We all thought the first parade the city held during the summer was over the top, with the lewd acts, leather clothing, body paint, and other stuff, but that was nothing. This one takes the cake. The gay cake."
Sources on the scene said that they were able to identify the event as a Pride parade

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