Whether it's because you care about the environment or because you think meat is icky, you're trying to wean yourself off the stuff. That's great! You're a good person, you know that?
But it's barbecue season, and you'll be tempted to go back to meat as you smell those delicious burgers your neighbors are cooking up. Don't give in! We've got you covered with these seven great meat substitutes:
1. Instead of bacon, try bacon-wrapped bacon. And then take the whole thing and wrap it in bacon.
2. Instead of hamburgers, try hamburgers but with patties in place of the buns, lettuce, tomato, and ketchup. Yeah, so just like 7 patties stacked on top of each other.
3. Instead of grilled chicken, GRILL A FREAKIN' BALD EAGLE.
4. Instead of surf and turf, order surf and surf and turf and turf a

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