COEUR D'ALENE, ID - Local Pastor Jacob Scott is known by his congregation as a man of deep compassion with a humble commitment to serve the Lord's flock.
But Scott's facade came tumbling down Wednesday night, as his true, ugly self was unveiled for all to see during a get together at the pastor's own home, when Scott turned into a hateful being of pure rage near the end of a youth Mario Kart tournament, sources confirmed.
The evening reportedly started with a cheerful Scott and his wife warmly greeting the dozen families who arrived, complimenting the casseroles, barbecued ribs, and potato salads that parishioners generously brought for the party.
But when several of the youth demanded that Scott join the Mario Kart 8 tournament upstairs, things began to take a turn for the worse.

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