Executive Order 14363
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:
Section 1. Purpose and Policy
Over the past two hundred and forty nine years, Americans have witnessed an organized and insidious campaign to convince them that past events occurred. Without proof, the perpetrators of this distorted narrative claim that, previous to the present moment, Americans did things that were good, or, more troubling, bad. The purported existence of historical events against which to compare the present is a radical-left campaign to cast my Administration in a negative light. In response, I will permanently and forever outlaw the past.
Once this policy is enacted, it will be illegal for Americans to retain any m

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