WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a bold initiative announced as part of her campaign for president, Elizabeth Warren has identified a large, government-created problem and has announced a new, bloated plan to create an even larger, government-created problem.
"The government's meddling and interference has inflated prices and saddled our young people with debt," Warren announced to a crowd of supporters, "but with even more interference, I can inflate prices even more and eventually build up an unimaginable debt shared by all American people."
Warren has announced a number of new taxes that could have a punitive effect on the economy but definitely won't cover the costs of her proposal. Her hope is that by pumping more and more money into the problem, she can make it larger and larger, costing more

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