The trial for Sean Dunn, famously known as the “Sandwich Guy” who threw a sub at a federal agent in Washington, D.C., is fully underway and there is some comedy gold going down in the courtroom.

Border Patrol Agent Gregory Lairmore took the stand Tuesday, nearly three months after being nailed with a hoagie in the chest.

“It smelled of onions and mustard,” Lairmore said on the stand, claiming he got a whiff after it “exploded” across his bulletproof vest.

The assistant U.S. attorneys prosecuting the case added to the hilarity with their court-submitted claim that “the defendant is being prosecuted for the obvious reason that he was recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range.”

Dunn, a 37-year-old Air Force veteran, was a welcome example of humor in the face o

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