U.S. - In a rousing speech to her webcam this week, substitute President Hillary Clinton congratulated Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for winning their party's nomination and then invited them to stand on a target on the floor underneath a dangling grand piano. Clinton Foundation Spokesman Drew Overman applauded Clinton's gracious speech and insisted there is nothing suspicious about the brightly colored bullseye painted on the floor.

"This is my 'congratulations circle' where I congratulate people!" Clinton said. "There's nothing I love more than congratulating people in my brightly colored congratulations circle! Please don't mind the piano hanging by that frayed rope right above it. Just moving some furniture around, no big deal! What's the matter? Can't a girl move some furniture around?

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