NEW YORK — Donald Trump dealt a decisive blow to the prosecution this week in his ongoing hush money trial after expertly playing a Reverse card from the witness stand.
"Reverse!" Trump yelled excitedly. "Perfectly timed, as always. With a red card no less, my absolute favorite. Now, I get to ask the questions."
Court transcripts reveal District Attorney Alvin Bragg quickly objected, claiming that the defendant cannot play an UNO card in a court of law, but Judge Merchan wouldn't hear of it. "Overruled, counselor," Judge Merchan had replied. "UNO is a sacred game. I will not have it besmirched in my courtroom."
The state's case against the former president is now in shambles. According to legal experts, it is unlikely the prosecution can recover from such a dramatic setback. Trump's leg

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