The Creaking Matildas have unveiled an ageing team of has-beens in their quest to beat England's young guns in the Ashes - including three debutants all in their thirties View 3 Images Injury-prone bowler Pat Cummins will lead the Australian 'Dad's Army' side (Image: AFP via Getty Images)

England’s bitter Ashes rivals Australia have revealed their plan to defeat Bazball with a Dad’s Army team of knackered old cobbers with an ancient average age of 33.

The crumbling team has been dubbed “the Saggy Greens” and will be led by doddery fast bowler Pat Cummins.

They have included three dusty old debutants in the squad for the first test - all in their 30s - and only have one spring chicken in their 20s.

Old-timer spinner Nathan Lyon is 37, dinosaur batsman Usman Khawaja is 38 an

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