×Art Kumbalek in spacesuit with alien

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, just so you’s know, I dropped in this very week on this ferkakta planet three-quarters of a century ago from who the fock knows where. Smack-dab in the middle of what Earthlings refer to as the 20th century, I kid you not.

Korean War, Mao Tse-tung, Harry Truman, Josef Stalin, India/Pakistan, twilight time for the Big Bands, Billy Wilder’s Sunset Boulevard on the silver screen, Milton Berle on your dinky TV black-and-white Stewart-Warner, streetcars, Yankees win another World Series, Frankie (“Rawhide”) Laine crooning from the Top 40 radio perched atop the kitchen refrigerator. Remember?

And now, in the year 2025 another Halloween hullabaloo and daylight saving time has come

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