M en are from Mars and women are obsessed with the moon. Believe it or not, this week, some of them spent Rs 4,000 to sit in a healing circle under the full moon to align their “dating intentions” and “release blockages” to find the love of their lives. It’s not socially acceptable yet to howl like werewolves to celebrate the white dusty ball up in the sky, but give it a few more lunar cycles and we’ll get there. That’s how lit modern dating is these days.

As someone who is not a stranger to illogical obsessions, even I am spooked by the lunar lunacy. Apparently, if you text your ex back on a full moon night it won’t be a disaster like everyone keeps telling you it would be. You must never start a relationship during the waxing crescent phase because it will struggle to survive. And neve

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