Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women. We assembled a panel of man experts (who are men) and they've compiled a definitive list of things your man is currently pondering.
Here are the 17 things your man could be thinking at this exact moment. (Only one at a time)
I bet I could do a pullup on that rafter.
Nachos. I could go for some nachos.
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
I wonder if the boys from the old days would come by for some 4-player split-screen

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