Watching Democrats sweep election night was a little like sitting in the stands and watching the cursed Red Sox get to first base in a World Series game. You don’t want to get too excited, but it makes the warm beer a bit more tolerable.

No time to dwell on it, though. We’ve got a war to win.

I am speaking, of course, of our pending conquest of Nigeria.

Courtesy Pat Beall is an editorial writer and columnist for the Sun Sentinel, focusing mainly on Palm Beach County issues.

Perhaps you had confused it with Kim Kardashian’s war on IQ? It wasn’t the first volley, but her assertion that Americans had not landed on the moon because 1) the astronaut had not gone flying off the moon’s surface and 2) the flag was wavy, marked a major escalation in hostilities to math, the law of gravity an

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