After 22 years of marriage, Nick Offerman still can’t believe how lucky he is to have landed wife Megan Mullally.

“I wake up in the mornings and I look like something’s butthole,” he told Page Six exclusively at the premiere of the Netflix miniseries “Death by Lightning” earlier this week. “And I look over, and Megan looks like a baby fawn designed by Pixar.”

“Like, first thing in the morning when you’re supposed to look like a crouton, she looks so gorgeous, and so I then run downstairs and do the dishes, and do my best to get her to keep me around for another day,” he continued.

The “Parks and Recreation” alum, 55, who married Mullally, 66, in 2003 , also referred to his wife as “fabulous.”

“I’ve been crunching the numbers. … I believe she’s the top level of fabulous,” he joked.

See Full Page