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With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to find new ways to hide the shady shenanigans they've been up to for decades.

Fortunately for the bureaucracy, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of foolproof methods for them to hide their fraudulent spending from DOGE:

Write "Totally Not Fraudulent" in permanent marker on envelopes full of expenditures: As long as everything is clearly labeled, there's no reason to look inside.

Launder the funds through Ukraine first: Better to do this one while you can, though.

Dispose of Elon Musk: Getting rid of this one African immigrant could solve all of your problems.

Shout "Woah, what's

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