A strung-out, half-naked Florida man swiped a construction worker’s vehicle and tried to run him over with it — then attempted to hide from cops in a porta-potty before emerging pantless and “wielding two wooden stakes,” officials said.

Joshua Mulnix, 43, was arrested after his wild path of destruction along Florida’s Cape Coral on Oct. 27, authorities said.

Mulnix, who officials said “appeared to be on drugs,” wandered off a beach and over to a private property while only wearing a pair of sweatpants. There, he started to berate a construction worker and unsuccessfully tried to break into a shed, according to an arrest affidavit.

He then allegedly pivoted to the construction worker’s white Nissan SUV, which was unlocked and had the keys inside.

Mulnix plopped into the driver’s seat

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