U.S. - The economy was saved today as the new Babylon Bee best-of book, The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee Volume 1 , was released on the satirical website's online store.

As millions of people rushed to buy the book, stocks soared. The internet nearly crashed from the demand. Babylon Bee CTO Dan Dillon's hair caught on fire as he ran around in circles desperately trying to get 47 new servers up and running to handle all the traffic.

The book reportedly has all-new Photoshops of classic Bee articles, new features, sidebars, infographics, captions, chapter introductions, and more. It was designed to look like a snazzy family Bible, complete with gilded pages and a leathery cover embossed with fancy designs that creative director Ethan Nicolle spent about three months too long workin

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