WASHINGTON, D.C. - Standing atop a large dais being held up by dozens of American citizens, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Ilhan Omar unveiled a new flag they felt best represented the Democratic party's goal for the role of government. Centered in the bright yellow flag was an image of a snake being squashed under a bureaucrat's polished shoe, above the printed phrase, "Tread On Me."

"Americans don't know what they want, that's why they elected us, to make sure we make sure they act in their best interests which are our interests," said Senator Schumer. "The most edifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"

Pelosi chimed in, emphasizing the vital need for government intervention in all aspects of life as a repla

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