Trotsky. Ceaușescu. Khrushchev. Sadat. Gorbachev. Hussein. Gaddafi.

And now, Harrison.

Figureheads come and figureheads go, am I right, comrades?

But the Great Eagle, immutable, clean and bright, continues to soar overhead.

We here at the Great Adelsonian Politburo, and in particular those of us in the upper echelon of the Mavericks State Media Apparatus, wish to use this unique moment in Our Illustrious And Sovereign Nation’s History as an opportunity to reestablish a bit of what many feel may have been lost in recent years.

We hear you, and we wish to reconnect with our people, so we have deemed it wise to lift our foot atop on this chair conveniently placed in front of us and to rest our elbow atop our knee as we lean forward ever so slightly and look you squarely in the eye so you

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