WHEELING, WV - Saying that the talk was "long overdue," local father Kyle Smith finally sat down with his Fortnite -addicted son in order to lecture him on his need to play much better video games.

The father gently but firmly reminded his son that his childhood time is precious, and that he shouldn't waste it playing an incredibly boring battle royale game, when he could be playing actually good video games.

"You could be playing Half-Life 2 , Ocarina of Time , or Final Fantasy VII right now," the father said sternly. "Now let's go boot up my gaming PC and get you some emulators so you can play the classics. You'll thank me later." He continued to explain to his son Fortnite 's many mechanical shortcomings, such as its long stretches of game time where absolutely nothing hap

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