HEAVEN — After throwing off this mortal coil, local man Kevin Reese was prepared to give an account of his life to God, only to find himself in line right behind Tim Tebow.

"Oh, come on," sighed Reese. "Seriously? Of all the millions of people to get in line behind. Couldn't have gotten a deathbed convert or something. Had to be Tim freakin' Tebow."

As he waited his turn, Reese took time to consider how the reckoning of his earthly journey might sound coming after Tebow. "Well... I can't say that I used my time and money to host extravagant parties for kids with Down Syndrome," said Reese. "Didn't lead the charge to end human trafficking. Never proclaimed the Gospel to millions on national television while being hailed as the greatest teammate of all time. Didn't grant hundreds of 'wishe

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