LOUISVILLE, KY - Stating that he had been feeling a sense of purposelessness and melancholy for some months now, local father of three Andrew Harbaugh recently began wondering when he would ever get a chance to impact anyone for the sake of Christ, sources close to him confirmed Thursday.

Harbaugh reportedly spends his days working ten hours at a desk job and his nights talking and playing with his three children.

"I just wish God would place a few people in my life for whom I could make an eternal difference," Harbaugh told reporters, his head in his hands. "I just don't have time to do anything for the Kingdom of God while I provide for my family and spend time with my three boys."

"Surely the Lord will have something important for me to do someday," he added sadly.

He further stated

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