Whenever a New Age self-help TikToker implores me to “define my goals,” a few things spring to mind: have a bathroom with a freestanding bath, achieve peace and contentment, and, most pressing of all: fulfil my destiny as a shoe diva. For the uninitiated, the shoe diva is, according to the oracle of all things internet culture, Nymphet Alumni , “one of the great and glamorous muses of the early 21st century” . She is a woman with a full walk-in wardrobe, cucumber slices on her eyes, and forearms full of shopping bags. She encapsulates everything I once thought being a woman in the world would be, and, in many ways, life has proved me right. Read More These Vintage Bags Are Your Passport To Autumn’s Brown Colour Trend By Alice Newbold

My shoe hoarding has been years in the m

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