The press trip has finally arrived! MomTok and ex-MomTok all head to Los Angeles to awkwardly stand around at brand-sponsored events. Before we get into the potential sexual assault of it all, it’s already a bummer. Why was there no time in the schedule to romp around Los Angeles? They could have yelled at one another while waiting for a table at Din Tai Fung. Or had a collective meltdown at the Santa Monica pier. Eaten any taco that was not from Taco Bell. But no! MomTok is not permitted time for gallivanting unless such activities are included in a brand deal’s content brief.

All currently active MomTok members sit down to a welcome dinner at a restaurant that serves exclusively stunt food like “lobster Pop-Tarts” that are presented in a tableside toaster. Marciano is being Mr. Attentio

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