The Real Housewives of Orange County was built out of a desire to give an unscripted voice to the women leading lives of quiet desperation all across the country. Twenty years later, those women are still desperate as ever, but there’s nothing quiet about it.

Long the land of disturbing marriages and disastrous fashion, Orange County reunions are best defined by women going to the gutter at glass-shattering octaves while slandering each other’s images. Within the first minute of tonight’s episode, Tamra embodies the spirit of Felicity Huffman to cry and scream, “For so f---ing long, you’ve been coming after me! You’ve been going after my husband, you’ve been going after me, you’ve been going after my kids. I don’t talk about you!”

From there, the ladies launch into another round of bruta

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