When regular people talk about a celebrity having “literally the worst week ever,” it’s never actually the worst week a person could ever have. What they mean is that a famous person is dealing with famous-people problems that regular people never deal with, combined with attention that civilians will never endure.

That in mind: For a celebrity, Sydney Sweeney is having literally the worst week ever.

Sweeney, the star of HBO’s Euphoria and The White Lotus and the big screen rom-com Anyone But You, bombed at the box office; her new movie Christy, a middling biopic about boxer Christy Martin, barely made $1 million in its opening weekend. That’s awful. For some perspective, the 2020 re-release of The Nightmare Before Christmas (a movie that was about as old as Sydney Sweeney at the time) m

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