In case any Jonas Brothers neophytes are watching the band of brothers’ new Christmas movie and having trouble telling the darkly handsome bro-boys apart, some dialogue about a third of the way through lays it all out.

“You were supposed to double check,” Joe complains to Nick about a holiday travel mishap. “You’re the uptight, responsible one.” Kevin then clarifies that Joe is the “lovable tramp,” and designates himself as the “handsome, relatable everyman,” though the other two disagree on that. (“Human cardboard,” Nick suggests, while Joe opts for “the one who still lives in New Jersey.”)

It’s a mildly amusing bit of self-critique, and legit helpful if your background in Jonas lore has more to do with whom they’ve married and/or divorced. These shorthand descriptions also track well

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