Man Scientists Confirm Washing Your Hair and Just Kinda Letting Shampoo Run Down Rest Of You 'Good Enough'

U.S. — Man scientists released new health guidelines for personal hygiene on Wednesday by confirming the validity of a well-established tradition: washing your hair and letting the shampoo just sort of run down the rest of you is good enough.

"If a man washes his hair first, then the shampoo sort of washes off him by flowing down the rest of his body. It's kind of a done deal at that point," explained Dr. Eduardo Stromberg. "Shampoo already contains soap anyway."

"The science is settled."

The health guidelines are intended for circulation at public schools, fitness centers, and medical seminars. In time, Dr. Stromberg hopes that men can feel reassured that their lazy bathing is backed by hard science.

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