You’re in the final stages of preparation for your date-night dinner – which is to say your hair is freshly washed and blow-dried, your kitten heels have been located, and your blouse is tucked neatly into your beloved black velvet trousers.

The table is booked for 8pm, which means your husband is cutting it a bit fine. He only went into the shower 10 minutes ago. Still, at least he’s had one.

It quickly transpires that showering is his only concession to the evening ahead. For while he may be clean, he appears to be wearing the same clothes he’s worn all week – or a variant of them. His navy quarter-zip reveals a crumpled shirt collar, and there’s a small tear in his cords.

Always immaculately turned out, Hailey Bieber steps out with her husband, Justin, who is dressed in streetwear.

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