Mercury’s going backwards like a truck stuck in reverse at the Piggly Wiggly, and this week’s got more drama than a family reunion where someone brings up who really owns Grandma’s china. We’ve got a New Moon in Scorpio on the 20th and the Sun moving into Sagittarius on the 21st, which is astrology talk for “things are about to get real interesting real fast.” Mercury retrograde’s still messing with us through Scorpio, so maybe don’t send that spicy text to your ex unless you want it read out loud at Thanksgiving dinner.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

Mars has you fired up like a preacher at a tent revival. The Moon’s giving you confidence on the 23rd, which is dangerous because you already had plenty. You’re the type to see a “Bridge Out” sign and think “yeah, but how out?” Just remember: be

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