BOULDER, CO — The controversy surrounding a horrific attack over the weekend continued today, as a Colorado court ruled that Jewish victims must bake a cake for the terrorist who lit them on fire.
The ruling, handed down early Monday morning after Sunday's terrorist attack in which a Muslim illegal alien from Egypt viciously burned Jewish people at a pro-Israel event, mandated that the badly burned victims of the attack bake their assailant a cake within the next 30 days or face consequences.
"Refusal to bake a cake for the man who burned them would be horribly prejudiced," said District Court Judge Helen Jurgens. "As has been well established here in Colorado, victims of injuries or persecution are obligated by law to cater to their attackers. Typically through cake-baking."
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