JERUSALEM — In a development which many see as an irrefutable sign of the impeding end times, biblical scholars and historians have reached a consensus that the Number of the Beast is actually 67.
The decision comes after a newly reevaluated analysis of Revelation 13:15-18, which contains a famously difficult-to-interpret number, which most translators have rendered as "666." New insight, however, indicates that the proper translation choice should be "67."
"It was right under our noses all along," said scholar Michael Werden, who has been studying Jewish apocalyptic literature for over five decades. "For years, Christians have been anticipating the Mark of the Beast to be some sort of tattoo or perhaps electronic microchip containing the satanic number 666. But little did we know — at l

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