Feeling a little down? Think you've really screwed the pooch this time? Come with the Babylon Bee as we crack open the Scriptures and check out some Bible heroes who have done way, way stupider stuff than you!

Adam: You may be feeling a little blue today, but did sin and death enter the world through you? See, it's not so bad.

Samson: His girlfriend betrayed him to be tortured by enemies - TWICE - and the third time, he STILL FELL FOR IT! Come on.

Jonah: This guy legit tried to run away from the Creator of the universe on a boat. Way dumber than you!

Abraham: You may have messed up today, but did you lie about your wife being your sister? TWICE?

Balaam: This prophet of God beat the heck out of his own donkey, who was only trying to save Balaam from getting killed by an angel with

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