Patricia Altschul is a self-styled Southern grand dame. She got a jolt of modern fame by appearing in Bravo’s Southern Charm , but before that, she was a well-connected and well-married hostess and socialite. She’s written a book called Eat, Drink and Remarry: Memories from a Lifetime of Art, Class and Southern Charm . To promote the book, she spoke to the Times of London, and of course, the Sussex Tax must be paid. As we’ve seen endlessly, as soon as any British reporter speaks to any American, the Brit asks the American about the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and “what Americans think” about Harry and Meghan. Altschul is well-connected enough to have met several royals but not the Sussexes. She still has sh-t to say about them though. Some highlights from her Times interview:

Her life

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